MATT MATT RESCUE RANGER
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help
me matt cause I’m in danger
can’t you see that I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me
from the certain danger
I’d be in if you were not around
A group of scouts were lost in
the outskirts of sector 47 of the park
To their dismay, they lost their way
til someone came to guide then through the dark
And they said
A Jeep Grand Cherokee was overturned
completely by a driver who to this day is unknown
The owner was distraught to see his Cherokee
reversibly until a certain ranger said “hello.”
And he said
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help me matt cause
I’m in danger can’t you see that I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me from the
certain danger I’d be in if you were not around
He gets tired of all the saving all the time
Wishes somebody could save him for a while
A poor trapped deer was stranded somewhere
near and ranger Matt responded to the call
He told him to do, he said, “say off 132!”
freed him and you know if deer could talk
HE’D BE SCREAMIN
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help me matt
cause I’m in danger can’t you see that
I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me from
the certain danger I’d be in if you were not around
He gets tired of all the saving all the time
Wishes somebody could save him for a while
And then he sees a smile from the riverbank
directly pointed at his face and matthew
doesn’t know what to do
Radio for backup, has a heart attack as she
walks up and stares at him directly through and through
And she says Matt, Matt rescue Ranger help me
Matt my heart’s in danger can’t you
see that I belong with you?
And Matt says Rae, Rae its ok.
I’ll be off at 5 today, here’s my number,
pepper spray and life vest so you’ll
never drift away
Cause I been thinking bout you every day
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help
me matt cause I’m in danger
can’t you see that I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me
from the certain danger
I’d be in if you were not around
A group of scouts were lost in
the outskirts of sector 47 of the park
To their dismay, they lost their way
til someone came to guide then through the dark
And they said
A Jeep Grand Cherokee was overturned
completely by a driver who to this day is unknown
The owner was distraught to see his Cherokee
reversibly until a certain ranger said “hello.”
And he said
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help me matt cause
I’m in danger can’t you see that I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me from the
certain danger I’d be in if you were not around
He gets tired of all the saving all the time
Wishes somebody could save him for a while
A poor trapped deer was stranded somewhere
near and ranger Matt responded to the call
He told him to do, he said, “say off 132!”
freed him and you know if deer could talk
HE’D BE SCREAMIN
Matt, Matt rescue ranger help me matt
cause I’m in danger can’t you see that
I could use a hand
Matt, Matt, rescue ranger save me from
the certain danger I’d be in if you were not around
He gets tired of all the saving all the time
Wishes somebody could save him for a while
And then he sees a smile from the riverbank
directly pointed at his face and matthew
doesn’t know what to do
Radio for backup, has a heart attack as she
walks up and stares at him directly through and through
And she says Matt, Matt rescue Ranger help me
Matt my heart’s in danger can’t you
see that I belong with you?
And Matt says Rae, Rae its ok.
I’ll be off at 5 today, here’s my number,
pepper spray and life vest so you’ll
never drift away
Cause I been thinking bout you every day
